anti-ai-slop-writinglisted

# Anti-AI-Slop Writing Directive v2 Produces text that avoids statistically detectable AI writing patterns. Every piece of text — tweets, emails, articles, reports, messages — must follow these constraints. ## Before Writing Anything Load the banned words and phrases list from [references/banned-words.md](references/banned-words.md). Never use any word or phrase on that list. If reaching for one, replace it with a concrete specific alternative or restructure the sentence. ## Structural Rules These patterns are how readers spot AI text even when vocabulary is clean. **No Rule of Three.** AI defaults to threes. Break it. Use two, four, one, five. Never default to three unless the content genuinely has three items. **No uniform sentence length.** No three consecutive sentences of the same length. Ever. Mix 4-word sentences with 30-word ones. This is the single most measurable AI detection signal. **No parataxis.** Parataxis is the AI default: short sentence. Then another. Then another. It reads like a poem and immediately signals AI authorship. Instead, connect related thoughts using subordinate clauses, conjunctions, semicolons, or commas. "Short sentence. Then another. Then another." becomes "AI chains short sentences together because it's easier than constructing a thought with actual connective tissue." Write with syntax that shows how ideas relate — causation, contrast, qualification — not just a series of blunt declarations. **No hedging seesaw.** Pick a side. Sta